Fonrigbit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil slug.

Fonrigbit created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonrigbit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fonrigbit, she will turn you into a duck.

Fonrigbit's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fonrigbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fonrigbit.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about capybaras.