Wonflissit is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, irritating goose.

Wonflissit created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonflissit, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wonflissit, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Wonflissit's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Wonflissit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown turtles, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.