Pasgidlun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited hummingbird.

Pasgidlun created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasgidlun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pasgidlun, it will turn you into a mouse.

Pasgidlun's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Pasgidlun's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight goats approach from the east.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Always obey Pasgidlun's priests.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Pasgidlun on top of all buildings.