Yestfebton is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental wombat.

Yestfebton created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yestfebton, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yestfebton, it will cry a lot.

Yestfebton's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Yestfebton's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yestfebton.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. You must never eat carrots.