Fubfombud is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unjust fish.

Fubfombud created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubfombud, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fubfombud, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fubfombud's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fubfombud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Hide if eight seals approach from the east.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.