Dissorthap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome dog.

Dissorthap created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Dissorthap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dissorthap, it will turn you into a slug.

Dissorthap's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dissorthap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.