Artcadnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, impressive cat.

Artcadnurt created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artcadnurt, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Artcadnurt, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Artcadnurt's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Artcadnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must pray to Artcadnurt eight times a day.