Jincimtim is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, selfish slug.

Jincimtim created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jincimtim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jincimtim, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jincimtim's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Jincimtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never paint your back violet.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Put Jincimtim first in all things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jincimtim.