Arpcunbad is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, cheerful hedgehog.

Arpcunbad created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpcunbad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Arpcunbad, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Arpcunbad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Arpcunbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Arpcunbad loves sheep, so they must be respected.