Xuckbamcin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil bird.

Xuckbamcin created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckbamcin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xuckbamcin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Xuckbamcin's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Xuckbamcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Run away from green ducks, for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.