Bafvinwod is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless hummingbird.

Bafvinwod created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafvinwod, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bafvinwod, he will turn you into a puffin.

Bafvinwod's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bafvinwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about amino acids.