Sastarpsanpop Abyarltarp Lenstansatpid is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, generous goblin.

Sastarpsanpop Abyarltarp Lenstansatpid created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sastarpsanpop Abyarltarp Lenstansatpid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sastarpsanpop Abyarltarp Lenstansatpid, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sastarpsanpop Abyarltarp Lenstansatpid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sastarpsanpop Abyarltarp Lenstansatpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.