Dusshubfob is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, dishonest wyrm.

Dusshubfob created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Dusshubfob, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dusshubfob, he will remove you from existence.

Dusshubfob's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dusshubfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not take Dusshubfob's name in vain.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.