Venrigsin is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unjust gnu.

Venrigsin created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Venrigsin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Venrigsin, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Venrigsin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Venrigsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never wear indigo hats.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Venrigsin loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.