Fidjabdavzen is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, proud bird.

Fidjabdavzen created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidjabdavzen, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fidjabdavzen, she will send you a sign.

Fidjabdavzen's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fidjabdavzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always treat voles with great respect.

5. Do not kill eagles.