Damweghas is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, competent bear.

Damweghas created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Damweghas, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Damweghas, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Damweghas' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Damweghas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Damweghas on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.