Tadmigyarp is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying penguin.

Tadmigyarp created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadmigyarp, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tadmigyarp, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Tadmigyarp's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Tadmigyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never feed onions to birds while wearing violet shorts.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never paint your back purple.