Appgutort is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient dragonfly.

Appgutort created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appgutort, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Appgutort, he will boil you in a big pot.

Appgutort's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Appgutort's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Always obey Appgutort's priests.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. You must pray to Appgutort eight times a day.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.