Ganaf is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, capable swallow.

Ganaf created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganaf, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ganaf, she will boil you in a big pot.

Ganaf's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Ganaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Hide from orange horses for they are unholy.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Run away from cyan foxes, for they are unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.