Binhogveen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate wasp.

Binhogveen created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Binhogveen, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Binhogveen, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Binhogveen's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Binhogveen's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Always look after injured monkeys.

5. Never skip in holy places.