Bitsandfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying butterfly.

Bitsandfoss created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitsandfoss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bitsandfoss, she will turn you into a goat.

Bitsandfoss' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bitsandfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Fast once a month.