Bogripbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, caring alligator.

Bogripbaf created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bogripbaf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bogripbaf, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bogripbaf's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bogripbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.