Pitpodbag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil centipede.

Pitpodbag created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitpodbag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pitpodbag, he will remove you from existence.

Pitpodbag's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Pitpodbag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not take Pitpodbag's name in vain.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.