Sangedjon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, proud clam.

Sangedjon created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sangedjon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sangedjon, she will remove you from existence.

Sangedjon's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sangedjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Always help voles.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.