Yedyanzid is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, confident raven.

Yedyanzid created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yedyanzid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yedyanzid, she will think nothing of it.

Yedyanzid's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yedyanzid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not take Yedyanzid's name in vain.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.