Vonkcinaf Popmegcin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, capable yak.

Vonkcinaf Popmegcin created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkcinaf Popmegcin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vonkcinaf Popmegcin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Vonkcinaf Popmegcin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Vonkcinaf Popmegcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help sick nematodes.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not covet oxen.