Damsasnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, slow narwhal.

Damsasnurl created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Damsasnurl, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Damsasnurl, he will destroy your home solar system.

Damsasnurl's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Damsasnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.