Dimgancem Dissbaflist is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving swallow.

Dimgancem Dissbaflist created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimgancem Dissbaflist, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dimgancem Dissbaflist, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dimgancem Dissbaflist's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dimgancem Dissbaflist's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Retreat if eight cats approach from the east.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.