Doglopnuttmob is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, witless fox.

Doglopnuttmob created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Doglopnuttmob, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Doglopnuttmob, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Doglopnuttmob's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Doglopnuttmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.