Tarzanjincetlik is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, cheerful otter.

Tarzanjincetlik created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarzanjincetlik, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tarzanjincetlik, she will turn you into a mole.

Tarzanjincetlik's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tarzanjincetlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not make images of living things.