Banmiphat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, compassionate hedgehog.

Banmiphat created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banmiphat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Banmiphat, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Banmiphat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Banmiphat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must pray to Banmiphat four times a day.

3. Always wear green.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.