Quamhithog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fussy wyvern.

Quamhithog created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamhithog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quamhithog, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Quamhithog's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Quamhithog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always look after injured turtles.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.