Dindogfedsafcetgemfemgil is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured slug.

Dindogfedsafcetgemfemgil created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dindogfedsafcetgemfemgil, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dindogfedsafcetgemfemgil, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dindogfedsafcetgemfemgil's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dindogfedsafcetgemfemgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must love Dindogfedsafcetgemfemgil.

4. Never mention manatees.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.