Hunfitvab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident spider.

Hunfitvab created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hunfitvab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hunfitvab, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Hunfitvab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Hunfitvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not dye your hair green.