Vadsadyat Dinhadlatflag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fussy duck.

Vadsadyat Dinhadlatflag created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Vadsadyat Dinhadlatflag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vadsadyat Dinhadlatflag, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vadsadyat Dinhadlatflag's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Vadsadyat Dinhadlatflag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vadsadyat Dinhadlatflag.