Hudxuckwod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent bear.

Hudxuckwod created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudxuckwod, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudxuckwod, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hudxuckwod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hudxuckwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help snakes in need.

3. Hudxuckwod loves doves, so they must be honoured.

4. Never wear white scarves.

5. Do not stand on grass.