Zodkonrot Kipnulltamflat Flaptadbum is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, able snake.

Zodkonrot Kipnulltamflat Flaptadbum created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Zodkonrot Kipnulltamflat Flaptadbum, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zodkonrot Kipnulltamflat Flaptadbum, she will curse you with boils.

Zodkonrot Kipnulltamflat Flaptadbum's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Zodkonrot Kipnulltamflat Flaptadbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Always obey Zodkonrot Kipnulltamflat Flaptadbum's priests.

4. Do not kill capybaras.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.