Saktabtip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, passionate crab.

Saktabtip created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saktabtip, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Saktabtip, he will turn you into a mouse.

Saktabtip's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Saktabtip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Never mention squirrels.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.