Fonquamart is a god.

It takes the form of a large, self-confident camel.

Fonquamart created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fonquamart, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fonquamart, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fonquamart's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fonquamart's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fonquamart's priests.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never hurt voles.

5. Run away from brown dogs, for they are unholy.