Mumbutnul is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented hare.

Mumbutnul created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumbutnul, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mumbutnul, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Mumbutnul's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Mumbutnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of capybaras.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Mumbutnul loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Do not wear black clothing.