Tanhugwab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tiresome faun.

Tanhugwab created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanhugwab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tanhugwab, she will think nothing of it.

Tanhugwab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tanhugwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Tanhugwab on top of all buildings.