Wegbunfub is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited swan.

Wegbunfub created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegbunfub, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wegbunfub, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wegbunfub's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Wegbunfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never run in the presence of foxes.

3. Hide if three squirrels approach from the west.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.