Tomkaprigsab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable cobra.

Tomkaprigsab created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomkaprigsab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tomkaprigsab, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Tomkaprigsab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tomkaprigsab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Tomkaprigsab on top of all buildings.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tomkaprigsab.