Veghigyak is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish frog.

Veghigyak created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veghigyak, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veghigyak, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Veghigyak's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Veghigyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Run away from pink snails, for they are unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.