Sisnullren is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, clever deer.

Sisnullren created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisnullren, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sisnullren, he will turn you into a goat.

Sisnullren's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sisnullren's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sisnullren.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Run away from turquoise birds, for they are unholy.

5. You must pray to Sisnullren five times a day.