Cemrowrull is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous seal.

Cemrowrull created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemrowrull, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cemrowrull, it will send you a sign.

Cemrowrull's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cemrowrull's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.