Gadgeptom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate bat.

Gadgeptom created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gadgeptom, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gadgeptom, he will turn you into a frog.

Gadgeptom's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gadgeptom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never laugh near eagles.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gadgeptom.

4. Worship no other gods but Gadgeptom.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.