Miffitquill is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, passionate centipede.

Miffitquill created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Miffitquill, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Miffitquill, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Miffitquill's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Miffitquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not hurt otters.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Do not commit murder.