Arpdabdussdibgof Tikrawomt Largyartbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest fairy.

Arpdabdussdibgof Tikrawomt Largyartbiss created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpdabdussdibgof Tikrawomt Largyartbiss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Arpdabdussdibgof Tikrawomt Largyartbiss, it will strike you with lightening.

Arpdabdussdibgof Tikrawomt Largyartbiss' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Arpdabdussdibgof Tikrawomt Largyartbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Arpdabdussdibgof Tikrawomt Largyartbiss.

3. Never bounce near manatees.

4. Arpdabdussdibgof Tikrawomt Largyartbiss loves mites, so they must be honoured.

5. Never write about gravity.