Tengudbid Lapnurkim is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair rhinoceros.

Tengudbid Lapnurkim created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tengudbid Lapnurkim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tengudbid Lapnurkim, she will strike you with lightening.

Tengudbid Lapnurkim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tengudbid Lapnurkim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn dogs, for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tengudbid Lapnurkim.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Tengudbid Lapnurkim loves goats, so they must be respected.